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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

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I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people?

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.

Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

The truth is more important than the facts.

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.

Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

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A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.

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I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

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Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

Linux is like living in a teepee. No Windows, no Gates, Apache in house.

Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

Some men, in order to prevent the supposed intentions of their adversaries, have committed the most enormous cruelties.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

To err is human -- and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

After every 'victory' you have more enemies.

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

DOS Computers manufactured by companies such as IBM, Compaq, Tandy, and millions of others are by far the most popular, with about 70 million machines in use worldwide. Macintosh fans, on the other hand, may note that cockroaches are far more numerous than humans, and that numbers alone do not denote a higher life form.

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !

'Everything you say is boring and incomprehensible', she said, 'but that alone doesn't make it true.'

He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.

Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them.

If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.

Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface.

War is not the continuation of politics with different means, it is the greatest mass-crime perpetrated on the community of man.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Those were first-rate times but I know you've heard this one, Too rich for my blood.

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems is a symptom of professional immaturity.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

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Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.